Jenny Shain, Artist who Creates Only from Her Heart

Tucker’s Tuk Tuk Thailand!!! (PSD: Perpetual Student Driver)

PSD: Perpetual Student Driver

(That would be Morgan Tucker) Once she has mastered the automobile, Momo has an endless array of driving skills that are awaiting her. Take a glimpse into her TRANSPORTING FUTURE…

MOMO’S MODES of MOBILITY:

Tuk Tuk Thailand!

The “A-Team” Van Driver a-teamvan.jpgMove Over Mr. T! I pity da Fool!

♦Zambonie

♦Segway

♦Go-Kart

Air Wolf Attack Helicoptor, Supersonic Pilot Fighting Espionage with a Cold War Theme. Complete with Turbo Jets, Mach 1+ force, & Lots of Big Buttons for Morgie to Play With! airwolfmodhires1.jpg

♦Tractor

♦Horse & Buggy

♦Grocery Cart Car

♦Rick Shaw, don’t worry Morgie can peddle fast!

♦Unicycle

♦18 Wheeler

♦Big Wheels/Hot Wheels

♦Morgan the Indian Taxi Driver

♦Double Decker Bus, with no traction

♦Wheel Barrow

♦Tobagan

♦”Good Humor” Ice Cream Truck. It won’t be in good humor if she runs over the kids.

♦Brinks Armored Truck

♦Army Tank

Hover Craft

♦Radio Flyer Wagon, Discover Her Steering & Crashing Possibilities.

♦Wagonetter- Lead Wagon, Wagon Train LeaderetteFor all your Covered Wagon Needs

Used Mattress Delivery Truck Driverette

Customs Critical Fed Ex with Armed Guards in the back.

♦Hearse... Just don’t park in on a hill with the back unlatched!

♦Clown Car

♦Hearse Clown Car

♦Roadie for “Alien Ant Farm” band, for quick get-a-ways when her band gets Pummeled By Adoring Fans.

♦Carnie Driver, Toting your favorite Carnival Craziness

♦Carnival Cruise Ship Captain, Aye Aye Cap’n Crunch!Iceberg? What ICEberg???”

♦”Life Alert” Rescue Driver, “I’ve Fallen & I can’t get up!” The Elderly NEED a driver like Morgan.

♦Pet Grooming Truck

wagmobile.jpg

♦Millenium Falcon Pilot

♦Looney Farm Pick Up service driver, “They’re coming to take me away haha!”

♦Time Travel Capsule Driver for Bill & Tedd… Bill: “It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.”
Ted: “Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian…”
Ted, Bill: “…MR. GENGHIS KHAN!”
bill_and_teds_excellent_adventure.jpg

As you can see, Morgan has a lifetime of endless transportational opportunities ahead of her. Stay tuned to see the next adventures of the Perpetual Student DriverMorgan Tucker!

PS: I hope they have good driving instructors in Thailand

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3 responses

  1. jennyfs

    DRIVING MISS MORGIE:
    Some of you are wondering WHY Morgie hasn’t mastered the driving skills yet. Well, when you’ve had a personal chauffer your entire life, WHY BOTHER with a driver’s license people! Anyway, her limo was really nice, I loved that hot tub!

    And you know…
    “Good plays drive bad playgoers crazy.” And WHY take those kinds of chances? She doesn’t want to drive bad playgoers.
    But we will be going to see Les Mis next week…
    WILL SHE DRIVE???

    August 1, 2007 at 1:43 pm

  2. morgan

    THE PSD SPEAKS:
    As the PSD all’s i’ve got to say is i have mad driving skills and now that i’ve mastered the cross-over turn my skills set has jumped off the charts! it’s not a question of whether i will ever get my license it’s more a question of what vehicle do you prefer and what is the most efficient way to get you from point a to point b??!!! i mean, is a rickshaw gonna’ get through the olive st. mess in creve coeur, no, but the life alert van might!! options, i just provide the people with options.

    August 8, 2007 at 1:29 am

  3. PSD’s EXCELLENT ADVENTURES…
    Yes PSD, the Life Alert Van might get u thru the Olive mess. However, the AIR WOLF could get you OVER the Olive mess AND broken bridges. I would say that the Air Wolf trumps most Modes of Transportation. But then you consider Bill & Tedd’s phone booth Time Capsule & you’ve got yourself a tubular adventure! Bill: “Billy [the Kid], you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.”
    But if you are looking for something to go a bit FARTHER, the Millenium Falcon could get you & a Wookie to a whole new GALAXY! “Laugh it up fuzzball!”

    Yeah, It’s ALL about Options!

    August 8, 2007 at 12:03 pm

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